a pool of liver

Been working, been drinking, went to liverpool, and now I'm cooking dinner. It's a lamb roast. From a box. It has 26% of my RDA of salt but only 19% of my overall RDA but I'm not worried.

I hope this post pleases you Mark.

london is drowning

nahhhhhhh nah nah nah

I'm not posting because I've dropped off the face of the earth. And plus I'm enjoying the bad concept film/2 minute noodles/hangover combination too much to string coherent sentences together for your convenience. Still unemployed so I might skip town and catch an unlicensed taxi to Moscow. Good idea?

my birthday lasts a week

Raindrops and roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright coloured kettles and warm woolley mittens. Fosters and bogans and bands that can’t sing,

These are a few of my favourite things

Shazza and I have much in common.