Now that Regent St lights are up, Harrod's has 4672893 customers/hour, and there are bon bons on every Citigroup table in the restaurant, I thought I'd get in the festive cheer and make an update.
Lately I’ve been keeping quite busy with work. This week has been rather crappy, as I have been moved upstairs to Starbucks. While I do get to enjoy skynews live all day every day (and every comprehensive update on this ‘wikileaks’ business which I don’t understand), the managers are always around so I can’t take anything and eat it whenever I want like I can at Costa- which has led me to my what I call ‘Citibelly’. The customers are also a lot ruder, and considering the level of intelligence needed to work for such a company, it seems to be impossible for them to order a coffee properly. Here is a typical sale:
Under breath: “Sorry, was that ‘can I please have a Latte? Twat.”
Customer: *waits* *points to coffee* “Is this a latte?”
Though I these twats are wearing my patience thin, I will drink my sorrows away at the Christmas party tomorrow night. With a hefty bar tab and free munchies there’s no excuse not to get in the Christmas spirit and indulge a bit.
Also being the impulsive, intrepid traveller I am, I and my partner in crime Bianca jetsetted off to
Coming home from
But I’ve made a bit of a plan. Considering I’ll be young, homeless, and have a shit job in London, (not the most ideal position for someone of my age), I decided I’m going to piss the job off mid-Jan, do a bit of travelling through Europe, come home for Australia day, then spend a few weeks in Kenya volunteering at an orphanage/teaching English and doing a safari. Then I can come home and be a career bitch, or re-evaluate my prospects of success and wealth in
Other than that, not much is happening. Though it is absolutely Anarchy in the
Off to the watering hole for some drinks with Justine and Therise. And to book flights to KUNYAAAAA
I feel it is fitting to end with a quote.
Asiyefunzwa na mamaye, hufunzwa na ulimwengu
He who was not taught by his mother will be taught by the world.